noshampoo | Sunday, August 2, 2015

3:17 PM

And the answer to every #noshampoo problem I’ve had so far has been more moisture into the hair, and #noshampoo has let me saturate it with coconut oil. I smell like an oily sheep, colleagues and fellow commuters must hate me. Speaking of which, Northern Line last week. Brummie lady was offended by her neighbour asking her to be a bit more careful with the trajectory of her banana peel litter. This lit a fuse that ignited a veritable Catherine Wheel of profanities and abuse from our banana skin-wielding protagonist, deeply wounded by whatever her neighbour had said, for it triggered things like, “Moi family love me, that’s why I’m here, they spend a lot of money on me, because, because, because I’m not a c**t.” And so it continued. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, probably a noob in offending terms