BETTERHAIRDAY | Saturday, July 17, 2021

11:46 PM

#BETTERHAIRDAY: rescued by #arganoil stuff, which ranges from normal to mind-numbing prices, but I literally need less than a drop and I can pretend I have the hair of a 29 year old again, minus the grey everywhere. Holding my glasses further away because my eyesight apparently can’t handle multiple objects within arms length, side benefit is that everyone else looks as good as they used to, if not better. Don’t know how much longer the hair is going to last but it’s already exceeded expectations by 20+ years, every man on my dad’s side of the family is and was coot-like from an early age, I think I received an extremely rare set of genes here. No actual muscles to speak of, but #indiangirlhair