show | Sunday, December 24, 2017

2:16 PM

The penultimate #show of #2017, which is number #56! And it’s gotta be #TheSnowman, really :) I prefer the book, blah blah blah, but looking forward to it before heading home for Christmas dinner - German-style - Merry Christmas everybody! #theatre #londontheatre #christmas

Thursday, December 21, 2017

4:03 PM

Birthday luxury part 2: a visit to Neil Ward for a trim! Best long hair specialist in London. Who else would stand there and carefully trim all my split ends?

londonlibrary | Thursday, December 21, 2017

3:28 PM

Birthday luxury: 75 minutes in my favourite place in London, reading an Agatha Christie story. Never managed this one before, mainly due to its controversial title. 1939, what can you say. #londonlibrary #agathachristie #andthentherewerenone

Barcelona | Monday, December 18, 2017

8:16 PM

Tired of crappy UK festivals with overpriced tickets, overpriced booze and hopeless weather, fancy our chances in #Barcelona next spring. #primaverasound #primavera2018

lazy | Sunday, December 17, 2017

8:46 PM

The Lazy Man’s Guide to Polishing Silverware. 1: mix soda, salt and vinegar in pan. 2: pour boiling water in and dunk the cutlery. 3: take it out. #lazy #silverware #christmas

Friday, December 15, 2017

10:54 PM

Bloody hell, @royalcourttheatre. I sympathize with the complex issue you’re faced with and think it’s quite right that you’ve reinstated the show. But will I get my refunded ticket un-refunded now? That’d be grand.