STRAWBERRIES | Sunday, June 18, 2023
#STRAWBERRIES: imagine carrying around a pen for graffiti, looking around nervously and having what tiny proportion remains of your limited brain power fail on you, so you write, “FUCK STARWBERRYS” on the side of a strawberry stand. Unless there’s some kind of ironic multi-faceted reference to “Arrested Development” here. #grufitti
TOOTHBRUSH | Monday, May 29, 2023
#TOOTHBRUSH: the #Hamburg @elbphilharmonie does look a bit like a toothbrush head, I concede to junior. A fine building, one day I would love to actually go to a concert there… #elbphilharmonie
#RIP: just learned that my old neighbour, Jessica Davies, passed away late last year and was followed by one of her sons, so sad. Bumped into her in November 2019 when visiting my late mother, collared her for a chat and a picture as I realized I didn’t have one of her. Still remember her as a much younger woman, when her sons were still teenagers. Will miss you in the neighbourhood, Jess. #twickenham
#WOMEN: the natural ratio of male to female human births is around 105:100, but factors in India have shifted that further towards the males. Finally, after decades of education, the balance is starting to shift back - there are technically more women than men in India now, but they’re elderly - of little use to the twenty-somethings who can’t get a girlfriend. My cousins and I have been complaining about this for DECADES, India’s inability to fix the collective treatment of girls and women. #india #women
