vegans | Thursday, December 24, 2015

5:52 PM

#vegans LOOK AWAY NOW, before everyone unfriends me. I eat meat and fish, so I won’t be a hypocrite and pretend to hate #fur. Stunning #fox #fur #mittens given to me as a #christmaspresent, made by the hunters themselves. Will go well with my Himalayan fox fur hat, if it ever gets cold enough.

quattro | Tuesday, December 22, 2015

9:15 AM

The #quattro getting a 4-wheel #alignment at #madhousetyres and the underside looks fine. Just right for a trip on the #autobahn #audi

pimlicoplumbers | Monday, December 21, 2015

1:09 PM

Parked around the corner, more number plate fun from #pimlicoplumbers. Personalized number plates are one of the most horribly vulgar things to be seen, but the plumbers’ plates are always amusing.

Mac | Sunday, December 20, 2015

5:50 PM

Never a working #Mac when you need one, then suddenly you’re swimming in them. I never let go of them. There’s five more desktop macs floating around and another three laptops, dating from 1990 onwards. Must have a clear-out… Or a bonfire.

charlatans | Saturday, December 19, 2015

10:00 PM

Last time I saw them, crowd was full of wankers, now the same crowd are just older. #charlatans are quite good, although all the songs sound the same to me. #Brixton #londongigclub