Bombay | Tuesday, December 27, 2016

1:50 PM

Took the wrong boat out of #Bombay, ended up sailing through an industrial zone surrounded by birds. Returned without any drama, but massive amounts of #securitytheatre in town makes up for it. Five-foot high barriers that can be moved by hand or vaulted over, inconvenient for everyone but terrorists: there’s no way out short of jumping into the sea. #india

india | Monday, December 26, 2016

6:11 AM

Your humble correspondent does not go to #india but prefers India to come to him. Hence watching cricket from the comfort of the shade. Missing Pimms but there are sugar cane juice and lime soda stalls nearby. #Bombay #nofilter #cricket

Bombay | Sunday, December 25, 2016

8:48 AM

#Bombay is #filthy, #polluted, #overcrowded and #noisy, which is pretty much my idea of perfection 🤘🏽in a city. LOVE IT. #india #MerryChristmas

MerryChristmas | Sunday, December 25, 2016

2:01 AM

#MerryChristmas from a place no one cares! Off to #Bombay for a week of well-earned luxury to finally have a proper birthday and get back to some action! Happy Christmas y’all! #india