10:55 PM

#CHRISTMASTREE: my man @steampunkcoffeemachine has his tree up at #WarOfTheWorldsLDN and it’s sweet. The immersive experience is recommended. It’s great. #london #city #christmastree #steampunk

9:43 PM

#MAYFAIR: is getting in on the act and #Christmas markets are popping up and where could be a more appropriate spot than outside a massive finance company? #london #xmas #streetfauxtography

10:41 PM

#TALKTALK: a tribute to Talk Talk and #MarkHollis was, on the whole, magnificent. @mybrightestdiamond was staggeringly, monumentally good and, quite frankly, should have done way more of the songs. And David Rhodes, playing that riff from Life’s What You Make It. Holy cow. Good work from@all the bands - @turinbrakesofficial seen here along with the Spirit of Talk Talk band and also founder member #SimonBrenner. So many awesome new musicians to go explore. Orlando from @themaccabees was surprise awesome hit of the night, alongside @haydennthorpe who were cracking on vocals. Brilliant night. #gig #london

12:31 PM

#RIVERLANE: imagine, if you can, an Amphibious Bus (Amphibibus?) as public transport. Straight along River Lane from #Petersham Road, down the slipway and into the Thames. How marvellous would this be? Slow, yesh, but the best way to travel in London. Up and down the slipways. #publictransport #richmond #visitrichmond #thames #london

1:31 AM

#ONLYFOOLSANDHORSES: a must-see as it’s @pippaduffy making her unimpeachable West-End debut as #Cassandra and, well, the entire cast is on fire. From left to right, @imbobbond, the incoming Director of Drama at St Mary’s, Pippa and @oscar_c_m_ who has the best role(s) in the whole show. #theatre #london #delboy

12:44 AM

#CHRISTMASMARKET: there is a small one on the plaza outside the @nationalgallery and I note that a stall has #raclette. Hmm. There’s also a huge new market opening on Oxford St tomorrow in the former BHS store. Double hmm. Time for a lunch trip. #london #streetphotography

12:05 AM

#NEWMODELARMY: best gig for a while actually from @newmodelarmy, technically brilliant and the crowd was kicking for the first time in ages. I worry that the crowd are getting too old for pyramids… and then they’re off again… #camden #gignight #london

4:28 PM

#FOUNTAIN: #TrafalgarSquare is good for people watching and #birdspotting and the late autumn sun is always great in town. #london

4:15 PM

#TAG: #London is a #playground.

Or, more likely, one guy teasing his girlfriend. Either way:

1. Photos are seductive and we like to add our own explanations to them that are likely wrong.

2. Does it matter?

3. It’s good to just wait around and watch.